Good morning :)
SXSW is happening this week! What films/performances are you all most excited to check out?
THANK YOU JENNI HERD
The Greater Good movie posters, the most AWESOME prequel of Harry Potter!
This is SO AWESOME I CAN’T PUT IT IN WORDS SERIOUSLY
Now I understand much better Aberforth/Albus Dumbledore relationship…Yeah, I can see it.
(Plus, here is the AO3 Dumbledore/Grindelwald tag)
yo this is actually so good
I love fan moovviieesss, so this is awesommmee. Check if out if you wanna~
but note that, despite the posters claim of ‘j.k. rowlings’, this is NOT official at all
For some of us, spring break has just arrived; for others, it’s right around the corner. No matter which category you fall into, here are some tips to stay safe for your mini vacation!
• Wear sunblock. It sounds like such a mom thing to say, but skin cancer is a real problem, and it affects people of all ages. Even if you don’t get cancer, the sun’s UV rays also age your skin - why give up your youthful glow before you have to?
• Stay hydrated. If you’re out and about, whether or not you’re drinking other things, you need to be taking in water life it’s what’s keeping you alive… because it is. Dehydration can cause all sorts of problems, so don’t risk it. Carry a water bottle with you as a reminder and to have easy access!
• Keep your money close. There are all kinds of crazies out there, and you never know who’s going to try to snag your wallet. If you’re wearing a purse, make sure it goes across your chest. If you’ve got a wallet, keep it in your front pocket, not your back one. Money may not be able to buy happiness, but you’ll be much less happy if your money is taken.
• Get your emergency numbers. Have the contact information for everyone you are with and their emergency contacts, just in case. It’s better to have them and not need them than to need them and not have them.
Nobody wants to think about the “safety” of spring break, but I promise it will be much more fun if you stay safe. Just follow these tips, and enjoy your health, safety, and happiness!
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
Pure Happiness. (x)